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The Sororibow

What can you make of this equation?

Notice any visual similarities?

If you didn’t already guess it, congrats-you haven’t yet descended into the dark abyss of superficiality where you strategically contort yourself for photographic perfection.

It is nothing less than a pathetic attempt at the ‘skinny arm’, otherwise known as the Sororibow–an INCREDIBLY intentional effort to flip out one’s elbow at ridiculous, strategic angles to give the appearance that one’s arm is borderline emaciated. Although this particular arm still has some junk in its trunk (would an arm’s trunk be the tricep? Lets not get too technical…), it is easily recognizable when positioned next to an actual bow and arrow.

Now, we all know that you totally DID NOT pose for this photograph wearing your old prom dress, and you just naturally always look svelte, tan, and perfectly made up…but could you stop potentially jabbing your friends in the stomach with your ‘strong arm’?

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