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Have you ever “Tooled?”

Tool, or ‘Tooling’

verb

The act of perusing through Facebook photos whilst facetiously narrating the victim’s failed, contrived attempts to authentically express their identity and individuality. Also see “To Shit On.”

“Have you seen that new Facebook album Cheryl put up of her and her boyfriend drinking Dom Perignon on a jetski in St. Thomas? I tooled all over that thing!” 

Derivatives; tooly (adverb)

 

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