Stumbled upon a CNN article today that proposed that it had “8 weird ways to save the Earth”. These include things like;
1) “Space-based frisbee reflectors,” to “Deflect the sun’s rays with a cluster of translucent disks, each two feet in diameter, placed in orbit between the earth and the sun.”
2) “White Deserts” that “cover the world’s great deserts with white plastic sheeting, like a tarp but thicker, in an attempt to reflect more of the sun’s rays back into space.”
3) “Hurricane-Killing Wave Pump,” which is “basically a ring several hundred feet in diameter, with layers of old tires making up the outer wall. In the middle, a funnel runs down several hundred feet into the ocean. The force of waves breaking over the outer tire ring forces warm water down the funnel. It mixes with the cooler water below before rising to the surface again, colder than before. This would create a constant exchange of warm and cold water.”
Need I say much more?
This article is completely sickening…Have we really come to the point in our existence where we are more inclined to come up with million/billion dollar projects to physically alter natural processes as to prevent our impacts upon the climate, rather than adjust our living habits to live more sustainably, according to our definite physical boundaries that have been imposed by the limits of our planet? What if any of these technologies backfire? Honestly, I thought that the last slide was going to be some sort of “Gotcha!” joke stunt, but our folks over at CNN money are apparently taking themselves pretty seriously.
These are all “weird ways to save the Earth” that perpetuate our “Business-As-Usual” mentality that true environmentalists are so desperately trying to deconstruct. Sustainability is about a complete ideological re-working, and in my belief this is just emphasizes our complacency and reliance upon ‘technology’ to solve everything. Technology, while essential for forms of sustainable progress, is not some blanketed solution that we can overlay to our problems without changing the ways in which we think and live.
These solutions are like shitty band-aids, covering up the inevitable wounds we have inflicted upon our planet & climate. The band-aid’s adhesives, as we ALL know, do not defy the test of time, and similarly, technologies such as these can only mask the changes we have made for so long before we realize that they are not enough, and that we have to fundamentally re-structure and re-envision our societies and lifestyles in a new, sustainable manner. As my good friend Maggie Craig put it, “We need to re-frame the discussion. It shouldn’t be “what can we do to save ourselves from climatic disaster” because then we get solutions like this.”














